Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Bebal lagi sial.
Macam lahanat, macam syaitan yang direjam.
Separuh hayat; separuh nyawa aku menahan.
Rintihan pantat, ku simpan.
Rintihan babi, ku tahan.
Mentari apa yang s`lalu kau sebut sebutkan `pabila mendung hujan yang s`lalu ku lihat.
Lakaran cinta apa; jikalau hatiku yang kau coreng coreng kan.
Merdu suara apa, jikalau telingaku berdarah mendengarnya.
Sayang, izinkan aku sayang, menyentuh perasaanku.
Biar gelora kembali.
Biar terbang kembali.
Dan terhempas kembali.
Fcuk. Aku lempang kau mampus.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I went out with my friends to celebrate our very-good-spm-result and i saw my old friends. I walked to them and shaked their hands and i heard something " waaa budak indie sial kau". That stunned me. ERR sorry i am not into indie and i don't really like people to label me as an indie-an.
Kenapa mesti indie sial? What is wrong with the world mama?
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Setiap kali aku balik dari tempat kerjaku, engkaulah benda yang pertama yang bermain main di kepalaku. Berpusing pusing ke setiap neuron; ke setiap bonjolan di otakku; yang mencetuskan perasaan gersang, gembira. Menaikkan nafsuku. Menaikkan ____ (Insert word here).
Everytime when im feeling down, feeling exhausted, i imagine you in my embrace. Imagine you by my mouth. Touching my dry lips and make it creamy wet.
Everytime when im feeling lonely, i reach out to grab you. Your wet, sulkiness texture; situated right in between your mellow sides. I reach out to run my hands down in between you. I'll play my smooth fingers, until your cream splurt out. And that cream is the greatest bliss i've ever tasted in my entire melodramatic life.
You, my wanton thing-a-magic. My grace. Cover me with your white embrace. Come close to me, and put yourself right next to my lips. Smooth out all the cream at my face, and watch me be wild like a child infected with hyperactive syndrome.
Ah, these wanton feeling will never go away as long as i got you, my darling. As long as i got you, you that makes my life bearable everyday.
Engkau, engkaulah yang sentiasa buatku gembira, segembiranya. Engkaulah sinar hidupku, sentiasa memuaskan nafsu ku. Engkaulah yang senantiasa membuatku kenyang. Engkaulah sayang ku, takkan ku hidup satu hari tanpamu...
Takkan ku hidup walau satu hari tanpamu, Oreo Double Cream. Mmmm.
"Sial la, siapa makan orea aku ni!"
I am the co-pilot. So yeah, hye. i am the handsome co-pilot.
People call me handsome but i dont really like it. So please call me deco.
okokok? fuck me. Huh?
So, my engelish is so damn godly pro supergodly superduper gamehameha good. I am good in engelish. Me can tok engelish very power till your mother drops! How can your mother drops? Me donno. But me pro can make your mother drop. Drop what? Drop le. U donno drop ar? GG la like this.
Hmm. I was get my engelish 120% on my all exams. See, i told you already is very good. Engelish so damn simple. No need study one. Only talk le. You can master your engelish for sure mar. Me can teach you engelish no biggie one la. Call me, me sure teach one.
Hmm looked liked i am very gooded now so i need to rest. I want rest le.
Nice meeting you guys.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Haha. Ok ok, hello. I am nzam. A few days ago, me and some of the young folks; which is my fellow mateys of course, decided that we should start a blog and start crapping our hearts out. So here we are, writing absolute nonsense; labelling ourselves
Engrish is WIN.
Do not ask me what the hell its supposed to mean, because truly honestly, i don't have the slightest idea.
we just thought that its funny for some bloody messed up reason; that no one wantonly cares.
So, onto the introduction!
My name is Nzam, but you can call me anything from Basketball to Mr Retarded. I am too old to be playing games, yet i don't seem to give a damn about it. And I'm GAY. OKAY?
And Me IS WIN. GG
-.- Ok kejap, sorry la, yer saya ni memang suka merepek okay? Anyway, saya dilahirkan di dalam Marketing Meeting. Muka saya macam lahanat syaitan yang direjam. Perangai macam orang yang gila seks; terkinja kinja lompat sana sini pegang sesuatu yang dipanggil kemaluan.
What the fcuk. Anyway, do pardon me for the inappropriate use of language here and then. Anyway, on with it!
Saya rasa saya amat handsome tak tahan. Tahap maharaja. Amat suka meng-imaginasi-kan perkara yang selalunya tidak masuk akal, seperti bagaimanakah rupa Jennifer Lopez semasa menghadapai cirit birit yang agak maksima.
Ok, enough about me.
So anyway, to those who survived up to this point; you guys might started to realize and started screaming "So whats the point of this blog????!!"
Well, believe in me, there's absolutely no point. We just write, laughing at your toaster like faces, and live another day to actually talk about it at some Fast Food Chain Outlet like Ma-Ke-Donald.