Lost Generation

Oi

Engrish of the day.

Subject A : "Cant you speak english?"
Subject B: "Yes i am."

'Nuff said. Fikirlah sendiri macam mana tu.

Gerimis Mengundang; One.

Bebal lagi.

Bebal lagi sial.

Macam lahanat, macam syaitan yang direjam.

Separuh hayat; separuh nyawa aku menahan.

Rintihan pantat, ku simpan.

Rintihan babi, ku tahan.

Mentari apa yang s`lalu kau sebut sebutkan `pabila mendung hujan yang s`lalu ku lihat.

Lakaran cinta apa; jikalau hatiku yang kau coreng coreng kan.

Merdu suara apa, jikalau telingaku berdarah mendengarnya.

Sayang, izinkan aku sayang, menyentuh perasaanku. 

Biar gelora kembali.

Biar terbang kembali.

Dan terhempas kembali.

Fcuk. Aku lempang kau mampus.

Earth Hour

PLKN

We miss you Hakimin. Take care my man. We will always pray for you.


love,
your friends;

Damn You

Aku bukan nak kutuk indie tapi aku pelik je cara budak yang bukan indie nak dress up macam indie tapi terlebih dress up sial. Ade ke shuffler pun nak dress up cam indie. Pelik sial. Camni kot diorang dress? ROFL






Aku respect kau sial.

I Dont Get It

"Saya budak indie"; perlu ke cakap macam tu? Bangga sangat ke cakap macam tu? You dont even know what is indie and you labelled yourself as an indie-an? Haha. Budak zaman sekarang susah betul nak faham.

Duhh
I went out with my friends to celebrate our very-good-spm-result and i saw my old friends. I walked to them and shaked their hands and i heard something " waaa budak indie sial kau". That stunned me. ERR sorry i am not into indie and i don't really like people to label me as an indie-an.

Kenapa mesti indie sial? What is wrong with the world mama?

Alahai, kawan kawan ku.

Alahai kawan kawan ku.
Korang tengok jer la gambar ni.



Enough Said..

Your Grace

Warning: This is a true melodramatic story.

You.


Setiap kali aku balik dari tempat kerjaku, engkaulah benda yang pertama yang bermain main di kepalaku. Berpusing pusing ke setiap neuron; ke setiap bonjolan di otakku; yang mencetuskan perasaan gersang, gembira. Menaikkan nafsuku. Menaikkan ____ (Insert word here).

You

Everytime when im feeling down, feeling exhausted, i imagine you in my embrace. Imagine you by my mouth. Touching my dry lips and make it creamy wet.

Everytime when im feeling lonely, i reach out to grab you. Your wet, sulkiness texture; situated right in between your mellow sides. I reach out to run my hands down in between you. I'll play my smooth fingers, until your cream splurt out. And that cream is the greatest bliss i've ever tasted in my entire melodramatic life.

You

You, my wanton thing-a-magic. My grace. Cover me with your white embrace. Come close to me, and put yourself right next to my lips. Smooth out all the cream at my face, and watch me be wild like a child infected with hyperactive syndrome.

Ah, these wanton feeling will never go away as long as i got you, my darling. As long as i got you, you that makes my life bearable everyday.

You

Engkau, engkaulah yang sentiasa buatku gembira, segembiranya. Engkaulah sinar hidupku, sentiasa memuaskan nafsu ku. Engkaulah yang senantiasa membuatku kenyang. Engkaulah sayang ku, takkan ku hidup satu hari tanpamu...

Takkan ku hidup walau satu hari tanpamu, Oreo Double Cream. Mmmm.


"Sial la, siapa makan orea aku ni!"

I Like Mat Rempitzzzzzzz

Hyep! Titew bowing larhz. Tak tau nk buat aperhzz. Men mespes macam bowing je. Yelah, line internet titew seloww gileww. Ni larh rasew mcamzzz nk tulis blogzzz. Titew td jln2 kuar. Lawak larh kwn2 titew. Diorg bestzz sgt2 tau. I like them fucking ok? (Huh? fucking what?) sowie lah titew engilsh big nono. Td titew nmpk mat rempitzz paciak motor tau. Pastu diorg cam power gilerzz. Titew sukew larh diowg paciak. I like mat rempitzzz. Pas2 tawan titew nk kokong titew taw, titew ckp larh titew tanak sbb titew malu larh titew bewat la. Nati die kokong titew, diew tewjatoh titew kecian larh. So, titew ambik keputusan nk jaln kaki jew. Kitowang jln kaki td nk mamam kt kedai macik tu. Tp titew tanak mamam la. Titew ngah kenyang time tu so titew nengok jew membew titew mamam. Diowang mamam cam bestz jew. Titew pn lapr larh pastu. Pastu kitowang balik. Tu jelah titew nk cite kt kowang. Hope kowang suke cite titew ni ok? Titew syg kowang tau.GG

Meet The Co-Pilot

Hye! Do i know u? I do? Maybe? Huh? GG!

I am the co-pilot. So yeah, hye. i am the handsome co-pilot.
People call me handsome but i dont really like it. So please call me deco.
okokok? fuck me. Huh?

So, my engelish is so damn godly pro supergodly superduper gamehameha good. I am good in engelish. Me can tok engelish very power till your mother drops! How can your mother drops? Me donno. But me pro can make your mother drop. Drop what? Drop le. U donno drop ar? GG la like this.

Hmm. I was get my engelish 120% on my all exams. See, i told you already is very good. Engelish so damn simple. No need study one. Only talk le. You can master your engelish for sure mar. Me can teach you engelish no biggie one la. Call me, me sure teach one.

Hmm looked liked i am very gooded now so i need to rest. I want rest le.

Nice meeting you guys.
love,
deco

Hik Hik

"Hai, i handsome ok? Me English big nono big sorry me from uzbeskistan kthxbai see you tomorrow."

Hello.


Ok bye.








Haha. Ok ok, hello. I am nzam. A few days ago, me and some of the young folks; which is my fellow mateys of course, decided that we should start a blog and start crapping our hearts out. So here we are, writing absolute nonsense; labelling ourselves

Engrish is WIN.

Do not ask me what the hell its supposed to mean, because truly honestly, i don't have the slightest idea.
we just thought that its funny for some bloody messed up reason; that no one wantonly cares.
So, onto the introduction!

My name is Nzam, but you can call me anything from Basketball to Mr Retarded. I am too old to be playing games, yet i don't seem to give a damn about it. And I'm GAY. OKAY?

And Me IS WIN. GG

-.- Ok kejap, sorry la, yer saya ni memang suka merepek okay? Anyway, saya dilahirkan di dalam Marketing Meeting. Muka saya macam lahanat syaitan yang direjam. Perangai macam orang yang gila seks; terkinja kinja lompat sana sini pegang sesuatu yang dipanggil kemaluan.

What the fcuk. Anyway, do pardon me for the inappropriate use of language here and then. Anyway, on with it!

Continue
Saya rasa saya amat handsome tak tahan. Tahap maharaja. Amat suka meng-imaginasi-kan perkara yang selalunya tidak masuk akal, seperti bagaimanakah rupa Jennifer Lopez semasa menghadapai cirit birit yang agak maksima.

Ok, enough about me.

So anyway, to those who survived up to this point; you guys might started to realize and started screaming "So whats the point of this blog????!!"


Well, believe in me, there's absolutely no point. We just write, laughing at your toaster like faces, and live another day to actually talk about it at some Fast Food Chain Outlet like Ma-Ke-Donald.

GG.